What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.