What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

God Jokes More God Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Kanye Jokes More Kanye Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor