What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Kanye