What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner