Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.