Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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The police made him bring it back again.

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.