Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.