What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

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Because he might Pikachu!

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So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Ice caps !

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium