What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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Who do you even make these clothes for?

Children Disney Store clerk: Yes.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.