When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.