When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!