When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.