When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!