Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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One was shot for playing with little children.

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It's out of order.

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Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.