Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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Because it's black. Sorry.

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Can I get that..Just ice"

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Picardi and coke

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son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.