Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Executed.
He found Hillary's emails
Know your roll!"
