What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.