What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!