What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.