What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.