What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.