What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.