What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.