What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.