What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.