He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Possession within tent
Because it's in tents.
Get out of my son!
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
The bottom of the fifth
Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*