He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
It's in tents!
You know they're in tents.
Get out of my son!
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*
