Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Micheal Jackson Jokes More Micheal Jackson Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!