Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Micheal Jackson Jokes More Micheal Jackson Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!