Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.