Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.