Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Micheal Jackson Jokes More Micheal Jackson Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!