Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*