Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Micheal Jackson Jokes More Micheal Jackson Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*