Tent Jokes

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Harambae

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Oh give it arrest.

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He kept on and on about his mateys.

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About 3000 miles !

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Five more years of Cameron"

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Get out of my son!

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Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man