How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now