How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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Why aren't hippies good pitchers?

Because they're always high and outside.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !