He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Pair-o-Medics
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
He tractor down
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because it doesn't even lift.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Mello Yellow
He was too far out, man.
They couldn't find a table.
Polyarmory
1%
1: GENIUS!
Count the stripes on his track pants.
Two counts of possession
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
It's days were numbered!
I don't remember.
She remembers them by their last names.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
