How did the hippie remember the number ...

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

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What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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