He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Because his wife needs him.
Don't go bacon my heart"
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
An elephant with spare parts !el
Namaste.
Because the material is so groovy.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
Just a little bit.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Because he likes to Count.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
