How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

1 Mississippi Jokes More 1 Mississippi Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

2 Mississippi Jokes More 2 Mississippi Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout