He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Oy vey!"
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Nah, I'm-a stay.
He was way to high, man.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Because they can't count to
By counting Kylereese.
It got stuck in 9/11
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
