Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Previous Random Joke Next

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

3 Wise Man Jokes More 3 Wise Man Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.