Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.