What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!