What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Because they have rubbers on their end.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...