What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

Alarm Clock Jokes More Alarm Clock Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!