Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.