What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.