What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning