Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.