Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.