Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning