What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.