What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.