Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.