Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.