What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"