What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!