What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.