What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy