When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!