When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day