Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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