How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.