How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!