How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

Which Star Trek character is a member of the magic circle?

Jean-Luc Pickacard

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!