How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!