Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.