What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.