What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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Why are aliens bad at high-fives?

Because they always klingon!

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.