What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.