What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.