What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.