Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.