Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper