Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap