Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.