Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree