Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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At the I pee address.

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He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Where's popcorn.

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Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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wraps

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!