Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.