Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P