Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot