Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.