Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.