How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.