How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".