Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby