Sunscreen Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!