Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays