Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays