Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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So he could protect and serve.

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays