Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays