Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

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Because they can't protect their towers.

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.