How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)