How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP