How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.