How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays