Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.