Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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Euripides, Eumenides

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sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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I am bread.

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Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.