Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!