What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.