What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Why was the sacajawea coin made?

because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit