What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..