What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.