What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force