What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.