What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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Cancer

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Very hungry.

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Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...