What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.