What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.