What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0