What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.