What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.