What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.