What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!