What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)