The electrician knows where the ground is.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
I've never had a lima bean on my chest
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)