What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...