What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.