What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...