Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
That's just what I kneaded!
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
Sherlock-Holmes
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
Tequila
To throw the Roadrunner off.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
Penny ...
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
My erection.
So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.
Me: Because I'm a plumber
