Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
A: She couldn't find the recipe.
Heelium! I'll see myself out now...
A Juan on Juan.
Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
They were my friends. :(
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
They planet.
Threw his baby out the window.
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Canadians became *penniless*
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
