How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit