How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.