What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.