What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound