What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don