Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)