Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him