Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."