Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.