What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.