What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?

They're too shell-fish!