What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank :D

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze