What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting