Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Having legs.....
Because Jesus took the wheel.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)