What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus