What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)