What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)