What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!