What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"