What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au