What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au