What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"