What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo