What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.